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Can Tampa Window Tinting Keep Zombies At Bay?

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The recent news stories concerning the “Zombie Apocalypse”  has Tampa homeowners pondering the best methods for keeping our local area “undead” at bay.


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Anecdotal evidence and multiple zombie preference surveys suggest that a vast majority of zombies prefer bright, “high” glare interiors.

They aren’t as concerned (as you might think) about UV skin damage since they are generally focused on their hunger for brains, rather than their appearance or concerns about premature aging.

We can state emphatically that not one of our more than 29,000 customers has been attacked by a Zombie.

That’s the type of peace of mind you’d expect!
 

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Our “Zombie Protection” security films hold glass in place against forced entry and from what we’ve seen these Zombies prefer smashing through windows as opposed to turning a door handle.

Be advised that these films offer significant Zombie Protection; but they are not. . .

 
ZOMBIE PROOF

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Let’s just say that our Window Film will give the average Zombie nightmares!
 
 

Advanced Film Solutions
813-949-3456

Keep your home cooler and safer even if you choose to ignore the Zombie threat!

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Frightening Car Tinting Lutz, Land O’ Lakes, Wesley Chapel Halloween Sale

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Halloween Deals For Tampa Bay’s Best Window Film

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We scare competition with the lowest Halloween prices. 
 
 
 
We haven’t had a scary sale for a year and our Zombie friends are starting to feel like outcasts!
 

We are Tampa’s FormulaOne Car Tinting company.

Throughout the month of October,  Advanced Film Solutions is running our annual SCARY PROMO!

Why would you want an average tint on your car when you can have the best car film in the world?

FormulaOne!

Frighteningly Great Window Tinting

 
 

4400 Land O’Lakes Blvd

Land O’Lakes FL


Toll Free 813-949-3456

 

Dead Man Tale, Home Window Tinting Tampa Bay Halloween Sale

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Some say they see our old tinter at work when the clock chimes twelve on Halloween.

 
Small wonder. .

 

During his long tragic life he had solved so many glare and UV problems.
 
He worked long hours dedicated to stopping glare and harmful UV.
 

 

He helped lower electric bills by 30% a month!

 

He helped strengthen home protection from criminals.

Tinting was in his soul. .

Until all glare is solved; and homes become comfortable there is too much UNFINISHED business for him to rest.

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This Halloween Call Advanced Film Solutions To Stop Those Frightening Cooling Costs!

 

If you are alive in Tampa Bay call Advanced Film Solutions 813-949-3456

 

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Thrifty Zombies Clipping Tampa Bay, Lutz, Land O’ Lakes Car Tinting Coupons

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Things are getting rough out there in Zombie land.

Sure they need the UV rejection of our FormulaOne Car Films (for those that can still drive, of course) and where would they be during the day without the films that block the Sun and UV on their “homes”?

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Still it amazes us that they have begun clipping our coupons from our website as well as the mailers we have sent out across Tampa Bay.
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Where do they get their scissors and more importantly when do they find the time?
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Don’t let a Zombie get the jump on you!
 


Halloween Specials for Zombies as well as red blooded humans like you who drive in the Tampa Bay area!

Call Advanced Film Solutions

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Toll Free: 813-949-3456

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American Zombie Association Recommends Tampa Window Tinting, Advanced Film Solutions

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In what could only be termed “shocking” news:

 

The American Zombie Association has totally endorsed  Advanced Film Solutions for their growing membership!
 


“Zombies are a growing marketing sector and having the Zombie American Nation firmly on our side is comforting” said the marketing manager for Advanced Film Solutions.

 

Why would a Zombie choose Advanced Film Solutions?

Well. .

 

UV rejection and cooler interiors preserve the Zombie deterioration. 
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Mrs. Voorhees never had our window film installed. She was too cheap while alive and a real tight wad.
 
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The sun wrecks havoc with a Zombies natural look and those Zombies who can still drive (read Driving Zombies To Death or Back Seat Front Seat Zombies, Zombies Publishing, 2007) prefer the glare rejection.

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Zombies love Advanced Film Solutions
24/7 Sun Protection
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For the Zombie that cares about the environment and takes going green seriously!

This Halloween Choose Advanced Film Solutions


Dedicated to our Zombie American neighbors everywhere!

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Cash Only for Zombies- Your credit rating is way too low.

 

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