In what could only be termed “shocking” news:
“Zombies are a growing marketing sector and having the Zombie American Nation firmly on our side is comforting” said the marketing manager for Advanced Film Solutions.
Why would a Zombie choose Advanced Film Solutions?
UV rejection and cooler interiors preserve the Zombie deterioration.
Mrs. Voorhees never had our window film installed. She was too cheap while alive and a real tight wad.
The sun wrecks havoc with a Zombies natural look and those Zombies who can still drive (read Driving Zombies To Death or Back Seat Front Seat Zombies, Zombies Publishing, 2007) prefer the glare rejection.
For the Zombie that cares about the environment and takes going green seriously!
Dedicated to our Zombie American neighbors everywhere!
Cash Only for Zombies- Your credit rating is way too low.