Category Archives: Humor Unusual Weird

Tampa Buggiest City Compelling Reason For Window Tinting

   Blow your horns!!

Raise The Roof

Tampa has the distinction of being the nations buggiest city (no; I am not kidding!)


There is just another compelling reason for having window film installed on your home’s glass.

You stay inside during the summer because of the intense heat and humidity.


Swarming insects and potential bug bites will only drive more folks inside.


When you get home are your rooms hot?

Are your furnishings fading from the heat, light and UV?


How about that stinging electric bill?

If that doesn’t bug you, what will?

Call Advanced Film Solutions for a free estimate!

Toll free: 877-575-3456

We’ll make your home cool and glare free.

Those electric bills will be 30% lower .


Tampa is buzzing about Advanced Film Solutions!

Dead Man Tale, Home Window Tinting Tampa Bay Halloween Sale


Some say they see our old tinter at work when the clock chimes twelve on Halloween.

Small wonder. .


During his long tragic life he had solved so many glare and UV problems.
He worked long hours dedicated to stopping glare and harmful UV.

He helped lower electric bills by 30% a month!


He helped strengthen home protection from criminals.

Tinting was in his soul. .

Until all glare is solved; and homes become comfortable there is too much UNFINISHED business for him to rest.


This Halloween Call Advanced Film Solutions To Stop Those Frightening Cooling Costs!

If you are alive in Tampa Bay call Advanced Film Solutions toll free at 877-575-3456




Thrifty Zombies Clipping Tampa Bay, Lutz, Land O’ Lakes Car Tinting Coupons


Things are getting rough out there in Zombie land.

Sure they need the UV rejection of our FormulaOne Car Films (for those that can still drive, of course) and where would they be during the day without the films that block the Sun and UV on their “homes”?


Still it amazes us that they have begun clipping our coupons from our website as well as the mailers we have sent out across Tampa Bay.
Where do they get their scissors and more importantly when do they find the time?
Don’t let a Zombie get the jump on you!

Halloween Specials for Zombies as well as red blooded humans like you who drive in the Tampa Bay area!

Call Advanced Film Solutions

Toll Free: 877-575-3456



Serious Value Seeking Zombies Grab Tampa Bay Formula One Car Tinting

We know that Vampires and “UV challenged” Zombies and the Un-dead are UV averse during daylight hours.

This is a systemic tragedy that deserves your deepest sympathy. (Think Save A Zombie Foundation)


This doesn’t mean that having their hearse window film has to cost them an “Arm or a Leg!” (tasty as that might seem!)

That’s why 9 out of 10* Vamps and “value conscious” Zombies choose Advanced Film Solutions!!
*the tenth walks or rather lurches as their motor skills fail them!


These discriminating blood suckers require 100% UV rejection and that’s what FormulaOne Car Films offer both our living and our un-dead clients!

  • Glare control for their light sensitive eyes! 
  • Reduces the heat and preserves what’s left of their outer skin!
Advanced Film Solutions is offering specials all month (year??) long!

If you know any Zombies or Vampires (and really who doesn’t?) looking for cool comfort tell them about Advanced Film Solutions!

OR – -Call 877-575-3456

We’ll stay open late (after sunset if that works better for you night owls!)


Tampa Bay’s  Leader Choice In Car Tinting For The Living and Un-dead Customer


The Big Dog And Window Tinting

Originally posted June 20, 2008

My side of the story:

Now don’t get me wrong, I kinda like dogs. We have one at home; which doesn’t qualify me for “Dog Lover” of the year, but it’s a start.

Of course dogs are at their loudest when you are just about to ring their door bell. The potential client will usually tell you that Tippy is “harmless” while spending the entire estimate disciplining Tippy about barking, jumping on my brochures or simply growling at me.

I understand the growling part, since the dog’s distractions occupy so much of the homeowners awareness, I might just as well be explaining quantum physics and the latest thoughts on String Theory! (and by the way, there is nothing more distracting than a barking dog and a screaming baby going at it at the same time, but I digress!)

Nevertheless, I usually get through these adventures in fairly good shape.

Until two weeks ago. .

Suffering with pain on my side from my latent chicken pox and confident that I was no longer contagious, I gingerly approached a home in Wesley Chapel.  Now, just so we are on the same page; the pain in my side and rib area was worth two hours a night of icing. So I was hurting “big time” when I hit that door bell.

Woof– Woof, barking, screaming and the shout from inside , “Hold on!! I’ll be right out!!” Locks, chains and dead-bolts opening up and the front door swings open. “Oh hi” the homeowner says as I enter the home with my business card in my hand.


Out of the corner of my eye I see a verrrry large dog bounding toward me and my aching side!!

My prospect quickly says “he’s just being friendly!” as Fido heads closer toward me.

This isn’t your run of the mill, Beagle or Poodle, oh no. It’s some cross between a German Shepard and a Doberman.
This dog was BIG!

As Fido makes his leap toward my still aching side, I reacted defensively trying to protect my three hour ice investment and the two Advil’s I took an hour before.


I crouched in a fetal position as she grabbed Fido’s collar and pulled him away from me. The look on her face was priceless as she asked me why I was so afraid of dogs?? I don’t think I got that order!! Darn that ill behaved dog!!

The Dog replies:

This guy is a big baby. First off I am not a cross between a German Shepard and a Doberman!! Get your dogs right you wimp!

And I didn’t jump at this guy! I simply strolled into MY LIVING ROOM and watched as he hunkered down acting like a scared baby!!

I certainly apologize for any misunderstanding, and frankly recommended that my Master get his Vista , or whatever that window film was!

How on earth was I supposed to know the guy had pain in his side!

If he was hurting that much he should have stayed in bed!!

I rest my case!

And… my name is Scooter!!!