In what could only be termed “shocking” news:
“Zombies are a growing marketing sector and having the Zombie American Nation firmly on our side is comforting” said the marketing manager for Advanced Film Solutions.
Why would a Zombie choose Advanced Film Solutions?
Mrs. Voorhees never had our window film installed. She was too cheap while alive and a real tight wad.
The sun wrecks havoc with a Zombies natural look and those Zombies who can still drive (read Driving Zombies To Death or Back Seat Front Seat Zombies, Zombies Publishing, 2007) prefer the glare rejection.
Zombies love Advanced Film Solutions
24/7 Sun Protection
This Halloween Choose Advanced Film Solutions
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