Tag Archives: Land O Lakes Car Tinting

Cheap Car Window Tinting, Tampa Bay?

Leave a reply
Shmucks With Trucks

 

Any real business prefers to sell value. 

 

I believe I’ve read that somewhere.

A successful business keeps their eye on the bottom line as well as the top line!
 

Obviously consumers come in all stripes and sizes and they each have their own budget constraints.

What’s the missing link?

Who caters to the person who wants the lowest price and doesn’t care what type of crap they use??
chimptinter

This may come as a surprise to some of you but there really is a huge difference in quality between various window films. 


I won’t get up on my soap box and try to convince the masses that they should appreciate fine quality films like Stratos and Pinnacle ceramic while happily spending an additional cost. 

 

That audience already appreciates that their car should have the very best quality solutions.

No preaching here!!

SO-

If you just want the cheapest window tinting- -don’t you think that just maybe I might know where to get it?? 

Good guess!
 
So. .
 

If you have a quote for some no name window tinting from that guy who lives down the block or hangs out in the back of a car wash or SIGN SHOP call us at 813-949-3456 and let me see if we can beat it?

We love to put these guys out of business.

 
You can assist us in achieving our goals while helping yourself to a better price.
 


No you won’t be getting NFRC Certified Films (those private label films don’t spend much money on trying to prove that their film will last or do whatever they claim is on the sample (if you even have a sample – -you see sample cards cost $$)

I like Korea as much as the next guy and Mumbai is awfully nice this time of year. .

So go to your Craig’s List or call the number on that poster nailed to a tree.

Then call Advanced Film Solutions
813-949-3456

Putting Schmucks With Trucks Out Of Business For The Last 18 years.

 

Can Tampa Window Tinting Keep Zombies At Bay?

Leave a reply
glare
 
The recent news stories concerning the “Zombie Apocalypse”  has Tampa homeowners pondering the best methods for keeping our local area “undead” at bay.


538881_556321657734643_2029551439_n

 

Anecdotal evidence and multiple zombie preference surveys suggest that a vast majority of zombies prefer bright, “high” glare interiors.

They aren’t as concerned (as you might think) about UV skin damage since they are generally focused on their hunger for brains, rather than their appearance or concerns about premature aging.

We can state emphatically that not one of our more than 29,000 customers has been attacked by a Zombie.

That’s the type of peace of mind you’d expect!
 

1390653_651347914898683_1246967363_n

Our “Zombie Protection” security films hold glass in place against forced entry and from what we’ve seen these Zombies prefer smashing through windows as opposed to turning a door handle.

Be advised that these films offer significant Zombie Protection; but they are not. . .

 
ZOMBIE PROOF

1235000_642991412401000_590230546_n

Let’s just say that our Window Film will give the average Zombie nightmares!
 
 

Advanced Film Solutions
813-949-3456

Keep your home cooler and safer even if you choose to ignore the Zombie threat!

10352737_736860079704015_2271061076364357792_n

Serious Value Seeking Zombies Grab Tampa Bay Formula One Car Tinting

Leave a reply
 
538881_556321657734643_2029551439_n
We know that Vampires and “UV challenged” Zombies and the Un-dead are UV averse during daylight hours.
 
 

This is a systemic tragedy that deserves your deepest sympathy. (Think Save A Zombie Foundation)

1377396_596278183762206_1437137625_n

This doesn’t mean that having their hearse window film has to cost them an “Arm or a Leg!” (tasty as that might seem!)
 


That’s why 9 out of 10* Vamps and “value conscious” Zombies choose Advanced Film Solutions!!
*the tenth walks or rather lurches as their motor skills fail them!


 

These discriminating blood suckers require 100% UV rejection and that’s what FormulaOne Car Films offer both our living and our un-dead clients!

  • Glare control for their light sensitive eyes! 
  • Reduces the heat and preserves what’s left of their outer skin!
Advanced Film Solutions is offering specials all month (year??) long!
 
1390653_651347914898683_1246967363_n
 


If you know any Zombies or Vampires (and really who doesn’t?) looking for cool comfort tell them about Advanced Film Solutions!

OR – -Call 877-575-3456


We’ll stay open late (after sunset if that works better for you night owls!)

 
 

Tampa Bay’s  Leader Choice In Car Tinting For The Living and Un-dead Customer

 

I’m Burn’in For You – Not With Our Film! LLumar Car Tinting

Leave a reply

So the other day an average looking middle-aged fellow comes into our shop and asks us if we can install a ceramic film on his new Infinity?

 1425772_511562845605954_710052786_n
 

Now that was an easy question to answer since we carry the FormulaOne Pinnacle Ceramic Films and if you twist my arm the Huper Optik Ceramic.

So YES we can!

To make the waiting time go faster I noted that he was sporting a NY Yankee baseball cap.

Given their recent “failures” I figured it might be topical subject?

I asked if he was from NY?  Since there are not that many Yankee fans who live outside the NY area (as you know!)

He grew up on Long island and travels a lot since he’s a musician.

Now most musicians I have ever met sing in the lobby bar at hotels so I ask him where he sings?

GLARE

He says he has a group called Blue Oyster Cult and that he’s the lead singer!

Blue Oyster Cult????

The Blue Oyster Cult????

Being the dummy I obviously am, I ask him what their big hit was? (I remember the name of the group – but can’t recollect the big hit??)

He simply smiles and says “maybe you remember the hit “Don’t Fear the Reaper?”

That sounded familiar but I still can’t remember the tune. So he pauses, takes a breath and starts singing the song.

Now I remember!!

Our first and possibly our last “star” in our shop.

So here’s a nod to Blue Oyster Cult and Huper Optik Window Film!

Call Advanced Film Solutions
877-575-3456