Can Tampa Window Tinting Keep Zombies At Bay?

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The recent news stories concerning the “Zombie Apocalypse”  has Tampa homeowners pondering the best methods for keeping our local area “undead” at bay.


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Anecdotal evidence and multiple zombie preference surveys suggest that a vast majority of zombies prefer bright, “high” glare interiors.

They aren’t as concerned (as you might think) about UV skin damage since they are generally focused on their hunger for brains, rather than their appearance or concerns about premature aging.

We can state emphatically that not one of our more than 9,000 customers has been attacked by a Zombie.

That’s the type of peace of mind you’d expect!
 

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Our “Zombie Protection” security films hold glass in place against forced entry and from what we’ve seen these Zombies prefer smashing through windows as opposed to turning a door handle.

Be advised that these films offer significant Zombie Protection; but they are not. . .

 
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Let’s just say that our Window Film will give the average Zombie nightmares!
 

Advanced Film Solutions
877-575-3456

Keep your home cooler and safer even if you choose to ignore the Zombie threat!

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